Poke Demotivational Poster
BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!
A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.
TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.
OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS - They keep poking me and saying, "You're next", so at funerals I do it to them
FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!
THE 90S - I miss the days when the biggest decision of my life was Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle.
REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly
CUTE THINGS. . . - . . .Never, ever, trust them.
FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.
TRUE POWER - You know... some people never run out of resources...
ASH THE STAMPEDE - When cosplaying goes horribly wrong!
POKEMON VS. SAILOR MOON - There can be only one!
MICROSOFT - its the same everywhere
BRAD & ANGELINA - Still collecting children like Pokemon.
POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....
EEVEE - Poor Eevee hasn't been the same since its been pumped with steriods
NUCLEAR SECRET GOTTA CATCH EM ALL -
DEVOTION - sometimes it can be a good thing but I do believe this has crossed the line
CHARIZARD - I choose you
PIKACHU - every fighting game needs a character that puts your opponent in tears
LIGHTSABERS - IF CHUCK NORRIS GOT ONE THE WORLD WOULD EXPLODE.
LIFE SUCKS -
GIRL, - My poker face is my hungover face
KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!
THE MOST ELUSIVE POKEMON - TRIASSISOAR!!!
YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.
POKER FACE -
REAL MEN LIKE POKEMON - You know you want it.
SNORLAX - why you cock blockin me holmes
HE POKED ME IN THE EYE! - Captain Insano shows no mercy
POKEMON VS. YU-GI-OH - there can be only one!
NOT TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO -
KTHX, BYE. - Put in as a title for your convenience
poker addicition -
ALRIGHT - I got nothing
POKER NIGHT AT SEANS -
DAMN VOICE SHUT UP - Or will I poke you with a Q-Tip again !
TIME - well spent
WILD MAGIKARP APPEARED! - ..::EPIC FLAIL::..
MY POKEMANZ - Are too sexy for this tunnel
POKER - If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
PIKACHU - Kicking A** since 1996
MUTANT MUDKIPS - They're gonna catch YOU!
MARRIAGE ADVICE #3 -
THE WAGER -
OR ELSE -
STORMTROOPERS PLAYING POKER - It would be in your best interest to remember what game you are playing.
EMPOLEON - Now, not even Sniper Raptor Jesus can bring an end to the Penguin Army!
PUMP-KE-MONS - Gotta catch 'em all!
THE OTHER TEAM ROCKET - Why don't they get more screentime?
fb friend -
POKER TRICKS -
POKEMASTER - Everyone has a Dream.
read my lips -
WHAT IF ? -
AMERICAN ROULETTE - It's just like Russian roulette, only an hour before you put those on you eat a gallon of chili, and then wait to see who farts first
EXPLANATIONS - Sometimes they are needed
THE GAME - Slowpoke lost it...
THE HOKEY POKEY - At times, even for world leaders, that's what it's all about
MASTER CHIEF - Corrupting the minds of children since 2001
POKEMON: THE MOTION PICTURE - Naw, just kidding! Couldn't EVEN pull that off!
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST! - To train them is my cause... BAM BA BAM!
THE THING - He sucks at poker...but would you want to be the winner??
SQUIRTLE - Used Water Gun!
playing with yourself -
It’s late……I’mmmm….’happy’, bomb away bytches -
Life's Poker -
Last Poke -
HOKEY POKEY - I use to be addicted Till one day when I turned myself about
doing the hokey pokey -
REGIGIGAS - Yes, Nintendo hates you with all their heart
PEARLSHIPPING - The pathetic replacement of good ol' AdvanceShipping.
OMG - For when Pikachu starts singing Britney Spears songs.
POKEMON - Because yellow is the new black
Dogs in the vineyard -
KAMTSJATKA - is that a country?
Poker Face -
# POKEMON GO!! -
Pokemon Go -
BAD BEAT -
OH MY GOD -
The Spishak spokesman -